Huh, so they actually played the game right then. With 2 teams “fighting” each other, only to work together in the end and save the day.

I want to think that his 5 friends were the 5 other trolls that we have met so far, but I am unsure

I can’t tell if the Troll game encourages users to type in weird ass ways, or if he just speaks in all caps all the time

So you like romance movies, making computer viruses (and buying more computers to replace the ones you killed) and you want to be an executioner?

All and all a well rounded guy

Alright, so we have an depressed gay here.

Wait? Your Kitkat? This was the guy that everyone absolutely loves?

This guy? The tired Sock Puppet?

ok, hussie didn’t even try, he just stuck horns on everything

Holy fuck what is this shit. Honestly, how can I trust their civilization when they name their movies like that

Both him and me are just waiting for something to happen.

right, like we have a choice

at least I’m not wearing a sex symbol on my shirt, so just chill

you know what? I appreciate that

Damn, he didn’t even give us a chance to write it out. Shot down instantly

Alright wheel, let’s see what we get

candy corn candy corn candy corn candy corn candy corn

alright, makes sense. If the kids play the game and end up millions upon millions of years in the future, why not the trolls

Now Hussie thinks he can just confuse me with his random nonsense words and his crazy word lingo, but jokes on him, I read hfy fics on the reg so I can understand it all.

tl;dr: it’s his 13th bday in alien years and he only now gets a name

What was people just calling him trash boy #1 all this time?

Aye! It’s Candy Corn! And he has a Sickle…and whatever those green sludge pods are

Uh….they live like bees?

oh sweet, so we are at troll land now. Your planet is dull as shit losers.

Wait, is it called Alternia because it is an alternate planet for the game to be at?

Well at least I can understand alien check marks and wrong symbols. At least there is that