Descend Analysis

The title is misleading, I don’t plan on doing a full on analysis here. Just some bullet points before I move on to Act 5

  1. Jack literally just revamped this entire game by fucking over the chess board and claiming all of the power
  2. No wonder Mayor was terrified when he thought about Derse, he saw Jack slaughter everyone on sight
  3. Jack slaughtered basically the planet and everyone on the Golden Kingdom
  4. Bro SOMEHOW split a meteor in two, saving Dave with his skateboard
  5. Bro is still fucking with Jack and I love him for that
  6. No wonder Space-Judge was afraid of the dog, he saw its creation (and I’m sure that turned out badly)
  7. Is Dream Jade fucking Dead?!?!
  8. John finally woke up, and is in this fucking mess
  9. And everyone, Rose, Dave, the Parents, are all making their way planet side


They are no longer playing chess here people. It is now King of the Hill, and Jack is sitting on top

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( Nice try, but Jade was the one who crashed into the bakery. Check the dates, and the kids’ birthdays. )

No no no. I got you here. See, Nanna (way back when) killed Betty Crocker in her bakery, as stated below.

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Jade was launched into a Betty Crocker Factory. And you know what Factories have?

Robots

Machines and Robots

So my theory of “meteor’s crash into the future child’s interests/skills” is still plausible!

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( …I’ll be fair and say that ectobiological incest is probably the least of some shippers concerns and leave it at that aha… but Hussie sent a tweet that “canonized” all ships in an act of “magnanimity”. So all ships, somewhere in the universe, are real. The degree of realness’s is up to you though lol )

Well given the complexity of the kids biological existence, it would be hard to shift it all out. 

But it is nice of Hussie to give leeway for the fans on their ships. I don’t think I have seen any creator (other than for Rick&Morty and TAZ) where they actively say “yeah this is my story, but i’m sure there’s another universe where your idea is right, so go ahead and enjoy yourself.” Those kinds of people are pretty cool.

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( can’t wait to be a useless piece of shit and fall down all these burns” “no you messed that up” Again, another SB&HJ reference. GC actually HAS read Dave’s comics surprisingly so she tried to meme at him, but she didn’t quote it exactly leading Dave to say she messed it up (probably more out of general annoyance at being talked to right now than actually giving a shit about quoting his works exactly). )

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(Psst - “Useless piece of shit all day” is also a SBaHJ reference, to the very first comic in fact. Dave said she malessed it up because she got the reference wrong )

(John didn’t say distraction, he said distaction. He was referencing SBAHJ)

God I just keep missing everything on this, don’t I? Now I can’t tell if I want to read the comics so I will understand the in-verse in-jokes, or if I shouldn’t because I want to see how many references I will miss over the course of Homestuck,

Part 83 End

Ok, so this is where I am leaving off. It is late and I am going to bed. So I will start the next session with (hopefully) the last video of Act 4 and move on to act 5.

It is nice to see more interactions between different trolls and the kids. I am afraid over what having the dream self dying means. And how deep does the PTSD run in Dave, because that is not right.

Also I live for the moment when Goth found out that John just got her good