good job John, what are you going to do now

Here’s Nuke Jetson

gotta collect that genetic code like pokemon y’all

Look there is baby Rose with her own trash rabbit! How adorable

But how did you get to the hills already? Teleportation??

And this is what pushes your investigations. Makes sense

Uhhhh did it kill Rose’s Mom?

Why are the meteors giving birth….

And this is why you kept that book locked in a safe as a treasured item. Because it was the only thing left from his mother’s death

Hussie, Fucking Rude how dare you

Literally 10 days before they both avoided death by meteor

And now you are having one kill this guys business and mom?

I knew it! They are all tied together!!!

So Gramps had his meteor destroy his factory. He calls in Rose’s Mom to research it, where she meets John’s Dad who also started to investigate the meteors

oh come on! He just built up that store with his own hands! Can’t a guy catch a break

get that target out of the way! I wanna see baby Rose’s face!!!

Look at that shop! With Nannasprite’s ghost face looking out

you know what? John wasn’t too far with his initial idea of his dad making a living as a jester/juggler.

oh  my god. Is that Rose’s Mom and John’s Dad? Do they know each other?? Is Rose’s Mom also John’s???

Where is Rose’s Mom? I know she is here somewhere

Happy Birthday John, you were born in a secret laboratory

or we just go back to the gaping hole of better crocker

alright Rose, what you got?

So the only reason John is collecting people’s inner goo is because the adults were already there and set the monitors to when they saw the meteors strike in their lives