Who came up with this system in the first place? Why does anyone want to keep sludge like this?

if John is the reason the 4 kids are even in existence I swear

Alright Rose, let’s see how trashed your mom is

Are the kids delivering themselves superman style!?!

and this is how his puppet interests start

Hell Yeah Bro! I’m gonna Fight the Crater!

This is like the video of a newscast

Sees Cal climb out of the crater like an unholy demon

Why the hell does the sun look like that around you Dave

Baby Dave better be wearing some glasses

By the time he’s done he is going to collect all of the the adult/sprites.

(fuck what if he was the one to take jaspers)

John! Stop trying to take people!

let’s see how the meteor fucks Dave’s life

What is this? Are the kids mailing shit to the past via meteors now?

So either Gramps found the rabbit, or found Jade, it can go either way

k so that’s month(s) old baby Jade, because Jade is still 13 with John in present day. I want to talk about how baby Jade has the Rabbit but can we instead discuss the fact that old weirdo hear is leaving a month old baby at the edge of the boat? What parent are you!?

wtf she has her own boat!?

Yes and what a lovely photoshopped boat it is

And be jealous when you see Jade swimming from the boat

So later at some other location