You’re actually doing it??? What, you got sucked into the moment?
Both rabbits are way to close to that man’s crotch for my tastes
Fuck the Lizard, the Rabbit’s Mine
Yeah John…This is too weird even for you
…is he pretending to be Nicolas Cage?
I mean you can try
Don’t you fucking dare go over you stuffed bastard
Noooooo!!! How could you Hussie?? That Rabbit had so much to live for!
um…it puts the bunny back?
He crawled through a river of shit, and was shot out on the other side like a fucking cannonball
Part 64
Right, I am going to continue my new year’s resolution streak here. If I don’t at any point, yell at me or something. I want to see if I can go for a month straight.
Time to back track to John
( The shirt that is red link used to go to a listing of Dave’s shirt you could buy for yourself, but Homestuck merchandise has since moved from that retailer so the link doesn’t make much sense )
I figured as much. But seriously, how long did homestuck go for if there was already merch available for it?
( From the book: “Dave: Used a Punched GameBro magazine card” is the last reader command ever used in the story. I will always associate this ridiculous metal bro emerging from the platform with the cessation of all formal input from the readers…I was staring down the barrel of this smug, radical dude here, which was serving no purpose other than to utterly prevent Dave from performing alchemy, and I might have been like: okay, enough. The madness stops here.” )
( That game bro upgrade is where Hussie officially stopped taking reader commands, lol. “I will always associate this ridiculous metal bro emerging from the platform with the cessation of all formal input from the readers. I’m not exactly sure why this moment was the tipping point. The readership was already too huge to warrant ongoing command submissions before that. Maybe it was the critical mass of absurdity this particular convergence of ideas represented? I was staring down the barrel (½) )
( (2/2) of this smug, radical dude here, which was serving no purpose other than to utterly prevent Dave from performing alchemy, and I might have been like: okay, enough. The madness stops here.” )
You know what? I respect Hussie for allowing the readers to have some input into his story. And I respect Hussie for stopping the madness of reader input as well. Because if there was the straw that broke the camel’s back, it would be a statue of Rad Dude right there.
Part 63 End
I am ending it here. That was some LONG ASS TEXT POSTS that I have just read.
So It seems that Grim is a vanity fare model from the netherworld, and is just as fancily smart as Rose. I hope they get their time shenanigans squared away.
Torus…he is like the Charles Boyle of Homestuck? just like, wow. At least he tries here
Don’t let it get to your head…..or your horns
Jesus Christ he looks like Peter Lorre
Now let’s see Dave’s reaction, or if he even paid attention
mike dropped! I’m pretty sure that was the longest rap that anyone has ever written yet
He wrote this down before typing, that is 100%confirm
Pretty good for your first try