Confused John is the best John

Part of me wants to believe it is true, the other part wants it to be Rick Astley

“cool, got it, you’re superior, can I have it?” I mean, same. As long as it gets me free stuff

Are you saying “sniffed out” to be figuratively, or literally?

Sometimes you just set the world on fire to see what colors the flames would be

got to love honesty here people. So helpful

“If I am boring now, why don’t you skip ahead to when I am not boring”

Got to love John’s Armor piercing questions here

Well we agree on one thing, I would like to fast-forward the plot along too

John that is what I want to know too. And I googled it. And they do exist. But they cost like $8,000. Like what the fuck, that is a shit ton of money

Yeah…seeing how you already used your ammo on the “leekspeaking” and “blind”, you don’t really know what the Trolls are, do you?

Do you even know that they are actual Trolls?

John is done with the people’s bullshit. sorry GC, please don’t let the door hit you on your way out

We all know that the period means “not sorry”

Who knew that spending hours in an interdimentional plane can make someone so savage

leetspeak : using different symbols to speak write a language, usually english.

honestly, please tell me if you managed to impress friends by using vocab learned from Homestuck, because that would be fucking hilarious

I wonder if the Troll is going to be helpful this time around

this image is both surreal and mundane at the same time, and I can’t exactly say why but I love it

And back to John in Lizardville

Dave…

can’t you see? No amount of stuff will fill that scratch in your record

That’s the way of capitalism

tiny box

big box