I’m assuming you are going to make a 50ft air conditioner here. But what I want to know is why

That’s kind of you. But don’t you have a bird you need to catch?

Thanks, I guess. I never knew how hot meteors destroying the city can be

I’m just thinking…if you summon the trash dude-bro again…you could make him like 50 ft tall and it would be even worse than before

Robots: Transform

‘dismantled’ is one way of putting it when a friend magically summons a piano printer in your stuff

that looks more like a scale than anything

hehheh, Dave says this after Jade draws a Dick-Transformer

Don’t worry Jade, you’ll get your laser gun sooner or later.

Though I am honestly terrified when you do

And that summons a Transformer with a gun dick. Given Tumblr’s algorithm, this does not surprise me

No shit it does. But on the bright side, that looks pretty close drawing wise. So points to you

Part 61

Alright peeps. I’m back. Also, for anyone that is following on wordpress, since I am doing tumblr first I will import to tumblr later since Wordpress has an “import tumblr” feature. But since it seems to take a shit long time for it to reset, you might see duplicate posts. Sorry about that.

Also, fucking categorizing over 4000 posts on wordpress is a bitch I want people to know this just because I fucking can

With that out of the way. Let’s see what this fucking laser can actually do

( Are you exaggerating for comedy or do you really hate the trolls that much? )

I don’t hate them exactly, but I can’t be sure if I like them just yet.

So when we first met the Trolls, it was when they were bullying Jade. Then the next time was with Dave being attacked (rather weakly, but still), and John implying that they have been dealing with this for a long ass time.

So yeah, in the beginning, I very much hated the Trolls.

But now, we get information that the trolls are trying to help out (for some reason), and now I feel like Candy Corn CG or whatever is legitimately trying to not be an asshole.

So I can respect the Trolls (or at least some of them) for trying to be decent people after fucking around for half an hour (yeah, can’t forget that in Troll Time, they were screwing around for 30 minutes before figuring out they have shit to do). But that doesn’t necessarially mean that I need to like them. I can enjoy their personalities and banter, but honestly as much as I do want to trust them, until they give me more proof I just can’t.

Yeah, I think I just used this question to clarify my feelings on the trolls.

TL;DR: I exagerate for comedy. While I don’t hate them now, I have no reason to like them.

If you are referring to when I said “fuck you” to the troll in person…I literally put my first reactions in these posts for everything and that just came out. So that was an honest-to-god natural reaction to Candy Corn there

( when homestuck was still running the forums were active and any reference would be pointed out within minutes, pretty sure they caught everything )

Well, at least you guys got a team effort in finding every single easter egg/reference. Honestly, that must have been so cool to be a part of, just helping each other catch the reference and all.

(Congratulation!)

Thanks!

Part 60 End

Alright ya’ll, I think I am going to have to end it here. I am tired, and made some good progress.

Mystery Snowman Leia is here. Don’t know her backstory yet.

Post Lady gets intimidated by paperwork, and French Jack is an endearing little bastard isn’t he?

And Jade and Dave fucking around with more machines. Will they be of use later on, or just as a way for Hussie to just fuck around with us? Only time will tell.

And hopefully I don’t have to bother with that word anymore either

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Right you are. Join us next week for a chemistry set where you too can raise the dead, here at the Bastard Science Channel

enters musical number from Be More Chill

Whatever works man, I’m not to judge