Ok, that’s good that they are able to eat. I just hope they are able to eat well, and not making the same food items over and over again. 3 years on nothing but coffee and gushers sounds horrible.

Oh….

You know…..I can sort of see it now…..but this never really crossed my mind when I originally made Kermit here. I had no idea that Lord English would look like a green mutant frog man, so all of this was just a pretty random coincidence.

Pretty weird, huh?

Thank you for that reminder. I was able to translate this:

into: But Not Many

So it doesn’t take long for Queen-Feferi to sink her nails into ruling the world here.

HA! So even the Chat-colors have had their yin-yang struggle decided and set in stone. This is really cool to see, and this fuels my belief that the Alpha-Trolls has 13, where Alpha-Jegus and Anti-Jegus fused together into one entity to create Karkat in the Beta-Verse.

You can’t tell me that Roxy wouldn’t ride the Voidfish if given the chance. I would know, because I would totally ride the Voidfish.

If this was for Ava’s Demon….yeah that came in a bit late there.

If this was for Homestuck….that came in waaaaaaaay too late there.

but either way, thanks for reaching out here.

I would advise against it. Especially since I haven’t finished Homestuck yet. I already went over half of the comic by now, so don’t you want to see how I will react to the ending?

You’re right, Dirk never expressed any interest in anything tiny. All of the pictures and images on his tv and walls were regular sized muscular horses and people dressed as horses.

*raises head to look directly in your eyes* He’s into Macrophilia and wants a giant horse to fuck him. Prove me wrong.

All cats in this comic are cute and adorable and should all be protected for being this pure (even if they are also a food source so starving people, at least they are an adorable food source)

Eventually, Homestuck is just going to be banned for revolutionist ideas like “people need to eat” and “tyranny is bad,” if it hasn’t already.

Congratulations: That is the most horrific thing I have ever heard of. Like, mass murder, suicide, child soldiers, have nothing on the thing you just said. That is some fucked up zeno-morph evolution right there.

Press f for respects to the Alpha-Verse for dealing with this complex love triangle (pentagon?) that the Beta’s don’t have to deal with. Can you imagine everyone’s reactions if there were all after John romantically?

Hmm….what would they pick. Well since they get to prototype twice, I will throw out at least 2 options per kid.

Jane: An obvious choice for her would be either Alpha-John Poppop and Lil’ Seb. I don’t think it will be Lil’ Seb, that rabbit is a bit too useful to just move into sprite form right now. But there really isn’t any secondary thing that I can see Jane pick from her stuff. So I want to say a combo of Poppop and one of her dad’s figurines. That sounds the most likely.

Jake: He has a shit ton of Lusus around to combine. There is a high change that he will combine at least one into his own. And given he will be trapped by lava around the ruins, I don’t think he will have too many options here. The only other thing I can think of that Jake can have is that Bro-Bot Dirk sent over. While I am not sure what the second thing Jake will prototype, I definitely think that the Bro-Bot will be in there.

Roxy: Damn there is a lot of stuff in her room isn’t there. It is not Jaspers, since that kitty is going home. I am not sure if Roxy still has the body of Alpha-Rose, so I want to say no to that too. I want to think it is her wizard plushies. The Wizards and Cat ones. Combine them both to get another cat-wizard.

Dirk: Dirky Dirk Dirk. So many, many things to pick from. Cal, Maplehoof, Donald Glover, Rap robots, dove, fancy Santa. How can I just pick two? Well the first one I think would be Kyle. That’s right. Give that sassy little AI his own body and lets see how he like it. It will be the Alpha-Davesprite (sort of). Add the horse and you get MLP-insert Dave. Donald Glover will give Kyle a human body (nice). Fancy Santa would make Kyle into a santa claus, but given how apparently Hussie hates those things with a passion…..I want to say Kyle and Fancy Santa. That amuses me to no end.

Seers: They are fucking masterminds on both a grand and small scale. They can be well together, but I get the feeling that Terezi is a bit too chaotic for Rose. Not that chaos is a bad thing, but Rose is like a straight line while Terezi is a fluctuating graph. She can be on Rose’s serious level at times, but you know there are moments where she also goes off the rails. So while I could see them be together, I prefer Rose/Kanaya. Someone to match them tit for tat or however the expression goes.

Knights: This will be the funniest thing to see. They are going to snark each other to oblivion. Because Karkat is always angry, aggressive, and hot, while Dave is chill, calm, and cool. Their insults and raps will be glorious to see and watch. I think it would have to be Spades for it to work? Or at least that is what Karkat will view it as. But damn that would be fun to watch.

Witches: I would sort of imagine them to be like two hufflepuffs together. Soft, sweet, will obviously kick ass when threatened, focused on their garden and animals. I don’t know if I personally ship it, I haven’t really any ships with Jade in mind, but I can see them be cute together.

Heirs: Oh God Why. I…don’t?? I don’t see….Any Way….they can work together. John is way too nice to just boss Equius around for his….kinks….and Equius is a bit too weird for John to think about dating. Plus, John stated that he isn’t into guys, and I would feel weird trying to ship him with a guy after that. Can they be friends, yes. John can be friends with anybody. But Definitely NOT Dating.

What’s wrong with horse love? People can love horses.They are majestic creatures after all. What with their sturdy body, hooven feet, powerful demur. Everyone has a horse phase to express their love right? And there is a lot to love in MLP, what with their additional abilities of flying with glossy preened wings, their silken smooth mane, and you can’t forget the sturdy, mighty, strong horn of unicorns.

Feeling sweaty yet >:]

That is a joy to imagine and something that I shall hope to replicate in the future.

The Horse Porn. Definitely the Horse Porn.

Kyle the Doppelglasses was born as glasses, and he can eventually possess a robot soon so he is alright.

Cal is just an eternal. I hate him so much, but even though he is terrifying at least he belongs in Homestuck. Seeing a human woman body-painted as a horse for porn is very unsettling to me because that means it is a real goddamn photo and I don’t want to think about that shit.

Yeah I admit, I am digging the Void powers. Even if we didn’t really see them in action much from Equius. I guess they all have passive powers since Equius didn’t really do much except exist to use the void abilities. I am glad that they were able to fuck with Scratch still, that makes me happy.

Hussie has a dark sense of humor for deaths here. All I can hope for is that there won’t be any “ironic” deaths for Roxy, like dying in the Void of Space or something. But can you imagine being able to control the literal Outer Space because ALL of that is practically a Void? That would be so badass.

That’s pretty cool. I didn’t even know that songs can be a palindrome.

So there was a doom player. But we never really got a chance to see his powers in action for being a doom player. I mean, the psychic powers were all his own. The only thing I can see him being a Doom Player is the fact he hears other trolls die constantly, or that he hears the voices of the dying in the catastrophe of the Vast Glub.

I am still going to think that Jake is going to be another Doom Player. Just because that sounds really cool to dive into those powers, and the fact his name is English and I just can’t get an idea of a connection between him and Lord English out of my head.