All I can think for this is that this is an anagram for Punk Kin and I don’t know how to react to that.

I would have recommended heelies, but those would probably be terrible to use in a forest.

Jake is such a polite boy, even when hearing about his own death. But to be fair, I would have the same reaction since the concept of dream bodies is weird.

Behold him in all his glory

I have a gift, that that gift is apparently assuming the default gender of every character be a boy unless proven otherwise.(Even though, I am, A Girl) This is probably one of the dumbest abilities that I have, but it is something.

God this keeps happening to me. I know they are nonbinary, but for some reason when I am typing my fingers will either make really bad typos or just outright say the wrong word. Like “moon/mood” was one thing, but I have caught myself trying to type out “fight” when I intended to type out “wasn’t“. How the hell does that happen???

Anyway, long story short, thank you for pointing that out, I made a correction, and have firmly stapled that sticky note on my head not to forget.

I have said it before and will say it again, they has a gift with background lighting, and coloring in general. Especially for emotion and symbolism.

Makes more sense if it was Johnny, but is is still slightly plausible for it being Isaac too. Since it is blurry and far away. So my idea still stands…vaguely.

The top ask implies that in every pnat character, there is just some background homestuck knowledge that they are not entirely conscious of. So their behavior is slightly influenced by Homestuck.

Johnny keeps licking things like Terezi. People fall down the stairs, and someone shouts “It keeps happening.” Max’s “projectence” is like Dave’s misspelling words like “distaction”.

Also, Isaac reads homestuck just to find out how to be cool. So I don’t see him reading it for the plot, but to just take notes from Dave on how to be cool.

ok, but I can at least imagine the Train using like portals or something to warp to another place. What Jones did was the equivalent of me grabbing air, pulling it to me, and suddenly everything in the room just instantly leans in. There is just a certain level of space-warping powers that I can accept.

Really?

I don’t see it.

I mean, I can get why his eccentric personality mixed in with his dangerous nature would make him popular…..but I don’t get it.

He just isn’t my taste of men I guess.

I was expecting her to be more like a stereotypical valley girl. Something like Regina Gorge from Mean Girls. Where she would still talk snide, but in a more catty way with less eloquent fancy wording. I honestly should have factored in the fact that Beta-Mom drinks eternally, because being drunk did not cross my mind.

On that note, my idea for what Alpha-Bro “Kyle” Strider is like: He is a silent elusive kid, who still lives in irony, but does not like any of Alpha-Dave’s stuff. In fact, he makes the puppets and smuppet fanfiction just to make Alpha-Dave uncomfortable.

Yeah they seem like an interesting bunch. It is weird to see just how different they are, in ways that I don’t even expect, but it shows that they are their own people and not just reflections of the Beta-Kids. Hopefully they will be fine with working with younger kids when the Beta-Gang shows up.

Jamantha, Jalen, Journey, Jason, Jay, JJ, Jen, Jennifer, Jenny, Johnny Jhonny,

Let’s just have A Homestuck AU where everything is the same, but each character has a different J-Name.

Let’s take a moment of silence for the things that either the Alpha or Beta kids never got to see

• Gravity Falls

• Dabbing

• Minecraft

• The Mayan Apocolypse

• Trolololo Man

• Vuvuzela

• Vines

• The Shitshow that was 2016

• Harlem Shake

• Epic Rap Battles of History

• etc, etc, etc

Things that both sets of kids would definitely know

• I II

• II L

I would be more terrified of my Kermit-creation than Lord Eng-Bitch. I really have no respect for that guy.

I mean…as last words go that is definitely some of the dumbest ones you can say. Luckily Jade is alright and can explain what exactly that is to the Trolls.

But do trolls have beards? Is that a thing?

He probably sleeps in a prop coffin in the drama department waiting for his cue to burst out into song.

I had the exact same thought cross my mind. And honestly, I can see it, especially if it is with Kanaya’s Vampire mode.

And hey look, we have the ship written in the homestuck way too. Isn’t that nice?

Now you would think that, but as discussed in Homestuck “FUCK” is a holy word. And since Lucifer is the devil, he legally can’t say a holy word.