Part 35 End

Well that was exciting. I am all for John’s Dad fucking shit up and making Jack Black’s life a living nightmare. John finally got the presents that he deserves, if he can manage how to use them. Though Betty Crocker Gushers is weird Dad. Just saying. But he looks so cute with his suit on. And we finally meet Jade’s Dog which I am 100% comes from Night Vale. I wish I thought of doing the video reaction to John’s and Roses fight. Would have made things so much easier

I must go, my people need me

A seriously good boy

a good dog

crashing after a hard day of partying. Classic

Pets are weird

Two videos in one. Aren’t I lucky

Watch as John deals with the harsh realities of life

Oh goodie. I get to see it in action

How to give a kid a mental breakdown? Say his dad is normal and that Betty Crocker makes gushers.

I mean in real life I’m 100% sure it can’t be. But in your world anything is possible!

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Child, I know what you’re thinking. And I support you all the way

nevermind. Kid just can’t catch a break

Child, I know what you’re thinking. And I support you all the way

Eh, seems legit

Why do I feel like it will hit him in the head

You better if you want to live in this place

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Please, in the future, use your canon powers to just hit things with shoes. That would be so funny

Dreams do come true

Still cute in his little suit

Please just do the box. I don’t think you have enough space to do it individually

Please, in the future, use your canon powers to just hit things with shoes. That would be so funny