Thanks for the brief recap…but the eyepath thing really did happen…my poor bard.

Fair point, but at least the formerly unnamed guards trope managed to get a happy ending.

Well…I will give Eugene this. It is because of him that Roy is the better man.

Roy’s case worker would be so proud. Sass should only be used against people who are worth it.

See, at first I was all “eyeing suspeciously” at Eugene for “well, maybe Eugene doesn’t want Roy to be tormented by his friend’s demise/struggle when he couldn’t help.

But nope! He’s just a walking pus bag dick weasel who dumpster dives for 3rd rate potion materials at discount walgreens.