See, at first I was all “eyeing suspeciously” at Eugene for “well, maybe Eugene doesn’t want Roy to be tormented by his friend’s demise/struggle when he couldn’t help.

But nope! He’s just a walking pus bag dick weasel who dumpster dives for 3rd rate potion materials at discount walgreens.

Piss off Eugene. I also just realized that every time you died you basically had to sit your ass outside the gate waiting to be revived. So at least Roy had the choice to come back.

What? You mean hearing your mom talk about her sexual love life isn’t helping at all? Strange.

Also, 8 weeks? That must have been one hell of a Knight.

I mean I get it…but the idea of even in Heaven things never change is a little sad to me. Even a change in weather would be nice once in a while.

Oh that, that makes a lot of sense actually. With no bodily needs to take care of, there really is no internal clock for you to take a break. And Roy just lost himself into it.

Meaning the real question is…..what the hell happened on Earth for the past 3 months?