Did I expect this to happen: Yes

And I still absolutely terrified over what is going to happen now: A Hard Yes

Yep, that’s the way to win her heart. Steal and break her shit. How romantic.

Oh. Well…thanks comic. I literally just talked about this comics subversion on things, and you got me again with how I was pronouncing Peridot’s name.

Wait. How the FUCK did Nightmare Knight not know how the name was pronounced?? He HAD to have been there when Cordelia was shouting it sometime right? Basically he has no listening skills. 

You are not the first, nor the last, to be exasperated by his actions.

You knew this guy is in jail…right? Like, he’s literally been in here for…idk time frame, days?? You had to have given him food sometime then right?

Actually, you know that a person is bad if even their captors see them as an uninvited house guest.

Like, seriously. So I guess Fox People are from space like Buzz Rogers was (I forgot his name). So like…she crash landed here then just hung out with Peridot for world domination? Was that you backstory here?

Well MAYBE if you moved him to a different spot OTHER that the corner right next to you it wouldn’t be a problem! Like, stick him in a fountain, decorate him with lamp shades. You have the technology you know.