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Youch, Dirk is not ready to face the music just yet.

He still needs to talk to Jake about things too. Like, are they still dating??

Listen, yes, I know I just asked about Jake stuff. But…no I can’t really say that what you did as his boyfriend was completely healthy either….but you still need to talk to each other.

Youch, Dirk is not ready to face the music just yet.

He still needs to talk to Jake about things too. Like, are they still dating??

I will give Bro this, the only good thing is that he is letting the good Striders finally open up.

These guys just really like having revelations and introspection on rooftops, don’t they?

Dave…if you can feel my emotions, if you can feel the feelings in my chest as I touch the computer screen….please, listen to my prayers

and kick Dirk in the nuts

You know I still have questions about that

Did Bro even ever bother to try and help/save Dave in the medium, or was he more excited about stabbing monsters and fighting Noir?

Seriously, these two can’t get a break at all. Can’t you look at the good qualities tho?

Both of these boys are taking too much responsibilities on their shoulders. Dave for being forced into keeping his time line form straight else he dies, Dirk for claiming his alternate’s action as his own.

DAMMIT DIRK!! STOP FEELING RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHIT!! I WILL KICK YOU IN THE NUTS AGAIN FOR A SECOND TIME I HAVE NO REGRETS!!

Good Dave Good. Clear him of the crimes he didn’t do.

And it was only this moment where it actually fucking clicked that Bro was like 30 years old. Like…what the hell man? Were you raising Dave since you were 17? What teen Does That??

That hit a little too close to home for you didn’t it Dirk? Which, given how it is an alternate you, would be

Dave is seriously just, walking while explaining his feelings?

Please don’t jump. I know you can fly, but just don’t.

This is what I said before, but I respect Dave enough to have this part be it’s own post.

Do they….they have to….everyone knows that Caliborn is English right? Or is Dirk still out of the loop on that??

Meaning that Dirk wasn’t influenced….meaning that the puppet love and swords were ALL him and Bro. Which…maybe you shouldn’t say that ever to Dave

The feelings got so heavy Dave had to leave the panel to collect himself.

Maybe if Hal’s soul didn’t become corrupted with EVIL and screwed with you two for so long, maybe you could have had a decent relationship.

Listen, the Puppet was the Cause of Bro, not an Excuse. Bro still did shit things.

Hey…Hey, my theory of “Lil’ Cal spreads evil by whispering evil things to people” is basically stamped approved by now. Especially considering that Hal’s soul is stuck in there

Dirk….never tell Dave about your love for puppets. Like, keep that shit locked tight.

HE LEARNED BECAUSE OF HIS HAPPY TIMES WITH KARKAT AND MAYOR AND ROSE AND KANAYA AND IT WAS ALL THANKS TO JOHN!