I’m not going to let my streak end here. Let’s push on through for one more talk

I feel more interest in watching planks of wood dry out in the sun than whatever the hell you two are doing right now.

I feel incredibly upset because there is no more conversation with these three left and I REALLY want to read more spades interactions between these two.

How long have these guys been fighting? Actually you know what? I don’t think they are. I think this is just one long eye-staring contest that’s been going on for hours. No wonder Meenah is bored as shit.

So to put this in order, we zoom in, to zoom out, to zoom Back in again. Because Roxy and Callie are now nowhere near those guys.

Talk Shit Get Licked

Ah yes, a beautiful planet that I really can’t remember who owns it. I’m just going to say Jade’s because I know Roxy is dropping the Egg off to Kanaya.

Rats. I wanted more. That stinks I wanted to see these two actually talk.

Yoo hoo hoo.

Yeah, seeing your past ghost adult self has LOTS of questions.

Wait, weren’t these two literally raised by Cordy the Batterwitch? Was Beta-Jane like a practice trial for when Jane came into the picture?

GRANDMAMA!!!

Jane why you squinting how do you not know who this gal is?

That’s…pretty ominous, not gonna lie. What would Jane’s Choice even be?

What? Failed to notice the 50ft tall golden snek statue in your 5 months living here?

Can you…Not beam her into the golden statue please?

Oh Pretty. There’s actually a forest this time. That makes me happy to see.

I love that, because Jasprose is a cat the cat is going to like whoever they want to like, so it’s basically everyone.

See when Roxy and Callie flew, it reminded me of Peter Pupa.

When Jane and Jasprose fly, it’s like Scrooge flailing with the Ghost of Christmas Past.

Best part of tricksters, they can take you Anywhere and Everywhere. 

Here’s the Real Question: Would you still feel this exasperated if it was Roxy that merged with Jaspers, given then that Jasproxy would be your mom?