I can’t even imagine what that evil person would look like, but it is nice to know Belkar can take take them out at 3am at a Denny’s

He did manage to successfully fight a paladin to his standards to try and break her oath. You really want him running around free?

I like how Belkar is indirectly affecting Roy’s fate in heaven here. Would this count as his vengeance?

Huh

I guess this confirms that Belkar is Chaotic Evil.

In hindsight it tracks, but I was just so sure he was Neutral.

I first I was like “Roy stop your bullshit flirting” but his new girlfriend does have wings. I mean, the flirting won’t help, but he is still being honest here.

Belkar dossier is so thick it stretches down all the way to hell itself.

The Heavens literally balanced out “Abandoning friend” with “Saving him by changing genders”

Roy is pure of heart. He might be a jerk sometimes, but at least he is an honest mn. You have to appreciate that.

And I don’t know if you know what True Neutral really means, but whatever

1) Shojo’s arrest warrent was bs and Miko had no real authority ever

2) He didn’t know that they king things were actually real

3) It isn’t fare to charge him with crimes he can’t remember based on memory spells

That tho, that will bite you in the ass.

Even in Death, no one gives a shit about school records.

And here I thought Real Estate and not Hotel. How foolish of me.

You know, she does have a point. Better to get this out of the way on signing shit so that way your second death can be a hell of a lot smoother.

Oh my god yesssss fuck him up!

Kay…first I thought she was a lawyer…but now I’m thinking real estate agent.

This is still one of my favorite jokes here. I still laugh when the court scene from Holes calls for Stanley Yelnats

Bureaucracy is a binch, and never make life-changing decisions drunk.

Wait…Roy, tell him that he basically sold his soul out of Heaven because Xykon wanted a new shiny hat. Please tell him that.

At least when Roy and his body reunites it’s on mutual feelings Eugene. You just salty.

This is going to be soooooooo awkward, but because it to spite Eugene (fuck I can’t believe I forget he has a name), I am going to enjoy watching Violet dumping his ass.

It means you really should consider becoming Chaotic Good if you ever want a break from your father.

You sure this isn’t hell? Because standing in line for a long ass time sounds like hell.