Well at least Jade doesn’t seem too scared of here. So that’s good.
Listen! This is the first time I’ve met you in person, but can you please tone down the Death Goddess Schick? It is, you know, terrifying.
Bright Light! Bright Light!!
….see many things come into my head with this. Snoke, Palpatine, Saw Puppet. But the longer I stare at her the more her green starts to disappear and that’s pretty intimidating.
Ok but like, do you just carry a freaking black hole around you wherever you go or flipping what??
Yep, Nope, I’m out. See ya guys, when I asked for an evil!Calliope this was NOT how I imagined it would be answered.
Or, the winner of the Cherubs really do speak in the blood of the slain, at that is actually pretty worse
Or I guess the fucking cloud comes back to them
“So…that’s a cloud”
“Yep”
“We going through?”
“Yep”
After…how many fucking times I have seen this shit….the one time I actually resisted on screaming out “eye” to say what if probably was (a planet) I still don’t realize that it was a dream bubble.
Oh thanks Hussie. We move on to…whatever the fuck glassed planet we have now, instead of addressing the idea that Sprites can have Legs.
Does this mean that if the kids combined sprites it really could have become more and more human-ish?? Unlocking a lot of door that really need to be locked here Hussie.
as…dammit Roxy I don’t have a good answer for that, and that fucking question basically eliminated every possible vein of anger in me from this situation.
Take Responsibility Roxy.
No. No Roxy, this isn’t something to be approved of.
She looks like she could be a background character in Cats. She has fucking human paws.
Got to make a Davesprite reference. Just like how he would have wanted.
This is…worse. Worse than what I could ever imagine.
The purrple is cool. The moon in the sun is cool. Her having legs is not.
Like, no other sprites have legs. Arquius doesn’t have fucking legs. Why the hell is JaRoseSprite being treated “Like A ReAl Boi!” ???
Oh yeah, this is EXACTLY what Terezi was waiting for. To see chaos in the form of Rose’s fursona.
And lo, an angel appeared before them, and the angel said to everyone
“You will love cat, but they cannot be controlled.
Because they are assholes”
Can’t someone tackle the cat away from her??
BACK THE FUCK UP CAT
ROSE IS ALLERGIC TO YOUR BULLSHIT
GODDAMMIT JASPERS THERE WERE LIKE 8 OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS FUCKING CIRCLE AND YOU HAD TO PICK THE MOST PROBLEMATIC CHOICE!
Heeeeeeeey……..this went from “real adorable” to “real concerning” real quick