I was so Happy then So Sad My face went from This:

To This:

In One Sentence

I attest to that. I too am on a warpath with words here. I understand the struggle.

I think what blows my mind more is that fact that Dave used “Boner” in the original slang “goofed” way that Jake pointed out in the Paradox Space….and the fact I Remembered That

Oh, so “Mommy” is the line you can’t cross Dave? Was it too innocent for you, or too kinky for you to say?

They both know something is going on. But they both know that they won’t be the first to bring it up.

It is a game between them of “who breaks first”

Listen! Can’t a dude have a mom just once in his life?! Let Dave have a mom.

God Bambi would have been so different if Dave was the hunter.

You know, that could also contribute with the whole “Alpha-Communication Problems” here. If Jake is comfortable in a solitary lifestyle.

Which, going back to his skull English Cherub Theme, also strangely fits.

Yeah, John can voice his own opinion very well for all to hear.

Well you did interrupt Jake’s conversation. Not everyone can drop what they are doing for you Dave.

But you love them for it. You know you do. It’s a charming little quirk they have.

And that’s how we get that tie-in to Tavros’s and Jake’s conversation. All because of Dave. Dodging the Love Question.

What a Trooper.

Wow. Dave didn’t even bother to use “Distaction” there. That is how serious he is about not answering this question.

I love Dave’s Face. It made me Travis-Giggle that’s how much I love it.

Atta Girl! Way to get his guard down and then go for the sucker punch

Yeah…listen I liked Orange Soda before….but honesty after Homestuck not sure if I’m ready to drink it again.

Ok I was initially disappointed, but Roxy is right. This is something a Dirk/Dave conversation would have.

Now you’re barking up the right tree. This is Dave’s Bread and Butter.

Cowards the lot of you. One day I will know your secrets.

That’s a bit of a lovely thing. Because I only now just remember the sports because that was the same conversation that Rose and Dave had while on their moon suicide mission.

Maybe she only just remembered it too when Dave brought it up.