Wow that really is unconscious if Dave didn’t catch that. And I had to literally reread that in order to figure it out myself.

The newest fad: treating other games like Sims.

Headcanon: Bro has the Tony Hawk Disney Version.

It does help keep your own culture alive. Karkat managed to save an odd but important part of your world.

It’s weird to think that Sonic and Mario be considered ancient games.

Dave is not giving up until he know EVERYTHING about his mom.

Dave is doing this to help and troll John, and I think that is beautiful.

Dave is still thinking about helping John, and that makes me happy

TO BE FAIR

The Pink Bar of Hate was still problematic as hell.

I still remember it, that was how much of an impact it had on me.

I guess Karkat didn’t get around to tell you about his terrible programming skills yet either if your first thought was John

I now just realized how ¾ things that Roxy does for fun are all questionable and possible illegal things

Putting Mayor Meeting on the back burner so we can focus on this truly hot pan here.

Aw, but what about John? I mean, I know you love the Mayor. But I thought John was your best friend?

I guess 3 years did change people.

Yeah, but I argue that was a pretty BIg difference there.

Don’t let people fool you: relationships are important no matter where they come from. So online ones are just as valid.

I don’t think pumpkins where used in most other dystopian future novels, but they should be. They are fruits of the revolution.

Ok so in John’s Terms: Waterworld.

Ok, but Cat Army fighting against English? A hilarious idea to overrun that monster with kitties. Especially if he is allergic.

Yes, nice save Roxy. Do not tell your son that you were crushing on his gay dad.

Why am I able to write these absurd sentences with a straight face?

The image of Dave in a bad Wizard costume going up to actual wizards and initiating a rap battle where he is rapping spells is Highly Amusing and I highly encourage you all to think this.