*cough cough* (the friend that killed you) *cough*

Wow Tavros. He took everything he had learned in his life as a Page and Hero, and is using it to help Jake become that hero. Good Job!

Remember Kids: Infinitesimally means “really small”. So Jake still feels like trash, just a bit less.

Tavros, I’m getting mixed messages here. Because part of me believes that you would be you enough to say compliments like this.

Then part of me also thinks that Jake’s instant seduction has added another victim to his Harem Anime, 2nd Season.

Look at Tavros coming in with the advice. Good for him.

I am neither going to prove or disprove this. Just let it be as it is.

Yeah…ghost-brain Dirk is giving you mixed signals here.

He berates me, slightly encouraging but isn’t really like me at all. More like the friend who kicks my ass to be better.

That is the most accurate face when reading homestuck. Bet you were confused as hell about what Tavros said. You should be.

You know what? Let’s change this up.

Ghost!Tavros is still kicking. And he evolved to Pupa Pan here. Let’s have Tavros be Tavros’s self-esteem ghost. Lead the say Pupa.

I have ghost-brain dirk. He probably still exists. Would that count?

And what happens next?

Well in Homestuck they say

that Jake’s self esteem

turned to Rufio that day.

When I wave you better wave back because I will not stop and only get more aggressive.

Yeah, Tavros would be Captain Pity over here. Not that its a bad thing, just a fact.

Jake Really dug himself deep into his self-doubt hole.

Yeah, your pity party piddle pattle is painfully problematic. He’s so full of guilt and putting everything on his shoulders that he is just assuming the worst.

Yeah they never really had a chance to address the whole “I’m breaking up with you while I was high on sugar and insanity” bit

maybe, but the brainwash thing sort of puts your faults to doubt Jake. That was more of the Ferrari thing than a You thing.

Yeah….Jane’s a robot. Dirk is in the middle of no-where space. And Your Roxy is dead and you don’t even know what you did to the new Roxy.

Your life is problematic.

Flashback to being Robo!Jane’s Sex Husband

Flashback to Trickster Arc