Yeah…ghost-brain Dirk is giving you mixed signals here.

He berates me, slightly encouraging but isn’t really like me at all. More like the friend who kicks my ass to be better.

That is the most accurate face when reading homestuck. Bet you were confused as hell about what Tavros said. You should be.

You know what? Let’s change this up.

Ghost!Tavros is still kicking. And he evolved to Pupa Pan here. Let’s have Tavros be Tavros’s self-esteem ghost. Lead the say Pupa.

I have ghost-brain dirk. He probably still exists. Would that count?

And what happens next?

Well in Homestuck they say

that Jake’s self esteem

turned to Rufio that day.

When I wave you better wave back because I will not stop and only get more aggressive.

Yeah, Tavros would be Captain Pity over here. Not that its a bad thing, just a fact.

Jake Really dug himself deep into his self-doubt hole.

Yeah, your pity party piddle pattle is painfully problematic. He’s so full of guilt and putting everything on his shoulders that he is just assuming the worst.

Yeah they never really had a chance to address the whole “I’m breaking up with you while I was high on sugar and insanity” bit

maybe, but the brainwash thing sort of puts your faults to doubt Jake. That was more of the Ferrari thing than a You thing.

Yeah….Jane’s a robot. Dirk is in the middle of no-where space. And Your Roxy is dead and you don’t even know what you did to the new Roxy.

Your life is problematic.

Flashback to being Robo!Jane’s Sex Husband

Flashback to Trickster Arc

Jake has literally only really interacted with like 4-5 people in his life, each on a one-on-one basis, so forgive him with talking to like 10 people at once.

It’s sort of sad to think “You guys all suck anyway, there was no way I could fuck up”

But I think I got it, Tavros couldn’t be a constant friend because they all had to have suck bad communication and friend problems that they can be more supportable to the Trickster Lollipop.

I mean…to be fair…Erisol didn’t really do shit either. So the timeline still stayed on track.

Why is it that out of all the human Prospit players, I have to translate Jake?

You know what? New Goal. Learn so many old-timey slang that I confuse the shit out of people and force them to translate me.

Jake finds humor in all things. Whether it is a delightfully pleasant boy ghost, or an amalgamation of pain and suffering that was Erisolsprite.