Wouldn’t it be that he was always gay?

(Karkat Shut Up let Bros Talks)

Oh! That’s why Dave was ready to help Karkat with his feelings. Because he also uses snark as a defense too. Wow Dave took a real long look at himself.

My, Heart. Like, My Heart! Like…WOW Dave really thought long and hard about this.

And Hussie fucking scammed everyone who’s first pull into Homestuck was “ha ha 13 year olds swear and call each other gay look how edgy it is” into reading this.

Not only is this true, but it is also really funny, so I’m saving this.

oohhhh, yeaaaah. …that, that was a good thing to grow out of.

Ah yes, your Ironic Phase. Is it Ironic to not be Ironic anymore?

Karkat, shut up. I was on your side for you venting out your Love Drama like it was a toxic gas. So let me enjoy these bros deal with their maturity and growing up!

Sometimes you need a silent moment to really think about yourself. And sometimes you do get scary thought as to who you might me.

I can attest to both.

Dave got woke while being in Exile from his planet.

He’s saying that normal is a setting on the washer and we ain’t normal.

No Karkat! You will SIT THERE!! And you will ENJOY listening to two bros casually hashing it out!!!

Enjoy this moment, for I sure as hell am!

That is also a huge ass part in this. The Gay is not within him, so this endeavor is all for not.

And also I too did forget to factor in John not being gay as a reason for them not black-dating. I just took it as “yeah, it wouldn’t work out”

Please don’t say that last part Dave. It gives me flashbacks to the Clown Days.

Jegus Chris Dave! Are you trying to Fucking WINGMAN??

Again, same. Just…same. I think it is only extreme cases but even then I don’t know how extreme that would be.

Guys, No Joke. This has happened to ME! Constantly. I really can’t ever remember a time I really EVER got angry at anyone. And yet I still don’t know if that is true or not because I am sure I do, or did.

Dave being Fucking Wholesome and just THERE for his bros on both sides is a magical thing to see. God Dave is great.

Is…Is this like the Human version of the Piles? Like, a Rap Pile?

No Dave, I like the first idea where you two just rap your feelings out. Mr. Rogers Free-styling.

Look at this^. This is great. Look at Dave just laying down the law to protect his bff.