Jegus Chris Dave! Are you trying to Fucking WINGMAN??

Again, same. Just…same. I think it is only extreme cases but even then I don’t know how extreme that would be.

Guys, No Joke. This has happened to ME! Constantly. I really can’t ever remember a time I really EVER got angry at anyone. And yet I still don’t know if that is true or not because I am sure I do, or did.

Dave being Fucking Wholesome and just THERE for his bros on both sides is a magical thing to see. God Dave is great.

Is…Is this like the Human version of the Piles? Like, a Rap Pile?

No Dave, I like the first idea where you two just rap your feelings out. Mr. Rogers Free-styling.

Look at this^. This is great. Look at Dave just laying down the law to protect his bff.

Wait, was Karkat Black-Flirting in more that one conversation?? I thought it was just the one. This is new, because I also thought it was really just shouting.

Dave just sits there and takes this abuse. Which I mean so would I. You know that there isn’t any real bite to it.

Dave gets it. He’s the balance to Karkat’s aggression.

He’s making a big deal about not making a big deal about something he did make a big deal out of.

Classic Karkat

I can attest to that last one. You two had sooooo many convos it is hard to keep up with your shoutiness. 

The only line I truly 100% definitely remember without looking back to that moment, was John saying “I’m Not Gay.” At that is about as much tact as you need.

Karkat comes clean. Dave judges up close. John still doesn’t get it.

Good. That is really good to hear. I’m glad that he didn’t agonize over himself like what he did before. That is a relief.

Oh shit you right.

John never really Officially meet the trolls until the ship landed.

And due to the retcon, none of the trolls really Officially met John until this very moment.

I agree on Karkat that John punching Vriska doesn’t count since you know, no time whatsoever.

He now has two modes of raging: Karkat Classic and Karkat Classy

Yeah, wow is right. Dave just moirailed the shit out of Karkat right there. It is actually beautiful, tears are coming down my eyes like a crying jegus fountain.

Karkat got offended after being called out for purposefully trying to offend someone. This is the boy I adopted y’all.

You know that song “All Eyes On Me?” That but with more murder and it’s basically Vriska.