I am upset over the switch….but I can’t be because this is exactly what I wanted before.

…god. I am getting Signless vibes. Scratch speaking in white text with a green background about how the Troll Prophet lived and died.

And here is Jade, with green text on a white background taking about how a Cherub Demon lived and died.

TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK!

Suck it Caliborn! They are writing a better story inside your stage!

Whoomp, there it is.

If Callie didn’t die, then the Trolls wouldn’t have been screwed around with….meaning Jade wouldn’t have been born.

And Yet, because you said that Callie, I don’t think it was.

I too would be interested in hearing the AU of my life.

Yep. Because while Callie doesn’t want to do anything with her brother, Ultimate-Callie has no problems bringing it up first about how she defeated evil.

Fuck YES!!! This is Great!!! They are tag teaming to write and draw! This is the collaboration that Callie wanted! I am so happy.

She has the same pointy tooth smile like Meenah and Feferi. It makes me happy. (Especially since she brought out the fanfiction!)

Aw, I was thinking she might retell those stories on the stage. Like, imagine them to life. That would have been cool.

Fuck Yes. I’m a sucker for stories told like lore. Let the stories take place!

It’s good to know that Callie didn’t vary too much from her true shining self.

I’m just imagining that Ultimate Callie talks about justice just like Kankri.

I can’t fucking believe it. Callie’s “ultimate self” is a strict paladin.

You think Jade ever met an alternate version of herself when she died? Because I know the Trolls met themselves all the time.

Well it’s good to know that Jade is chill with Callie’s true appearance, in case you want to take off the cosplay when you’re ready.

God I keep getting whiplash trying to place it all out. Callie, Caliborn, Callie, Caliborn, Callie.

So Jade did meet Callie, but the ultimate “good girl winner” Callie version that Callie wanted to see.

ok, now I’m racking my brain trying to figure out when the hell did Jade meet Caliborn.

Uh, Callie? I don’t think that’s the thing you should focus on, because if that wasn’t you, that means she saw Caliborn.

Her pointy fish mouth. Adorable.