ok you two can have your arch-rivalry, but I want to know how the hell is Dad still alive. 

“When you were my students, I said that you would amount to nothing. And I was right.”

“YOUR NOTHING!”

How old are you to be this forward in your hatred?!

The perfect family.

So, uh, I think Parent Teacher Night just got canceled.

Along with the rest of the city.

Good luck telling those kids that one. The burden is on you.

That has to count as cheating, right?

You know what? Normal Adults are already weird. He might be able to pull it off.

No don’t leave.

Bad things always happen when you leave during important procedures.

I think that’s how Japanese Commercials work.

Uh…help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up?

They are robots, they have plugs you can just stick in them.

And yet again, the show decided to go with the more Scarring Version of their task.

Gir really did take the makeup. And he uses them so well.

See, my first thought was that Zim was going to mind-control the blonde lady to be his mom. And my the looks of things, that is still the better option.

Mundane things become that much more scarier when forced by a robot.

Oh hey, because of Gir, I almost forgot what real dogs looked like.

Wow, even as a figment of Zim’s imagination, Dib still has his words go off tangent.

This would be an effective PSA on why not to be a door-to-door salesman.

I mean…it does say “Take”

The fact that the Robots can adapt to different situations like “door-to-door” salesmen is something I do not want to dwell on.

Lady, it’s not too late. Turn back now while you have the chance.