The…nega trolls? Caliborn has twice as many troll characters…I think?

I have no idea what the hell this means. “in case of emergency break glass”????

Seeing how Caliborn was too lame and misogonistic to give them names, I shall take that task.

Ghost Bot, Scritch Scratch, Royal Glubs, Sniff Sniff, Spider Legs, Goth Model.

It’s reflex by now, but every time Caliborn says “Bitches“ I read it in either Hellsing Abridged or Yugioh Abridged voice.

At least he was clever enough to put the blood color in the shirt design. At least there’s that.

Really? Sollux doesn’t even get a better nickname? Like, 3D glasses, Snark Teeth, Tech Man?

Tag Yourself: I’m KrabKrab.

Oh look. Gamzee raised in the ranks here. I’m glad that a murderous clown finally touched your sliver-sized heart Caliborn.

Yep. Got it. Nailed it in one.

Yes, yes please. Remember their names. I want to see where you go with this.

Dammit Hussie

Now I can’t undo the damage of just calling Caliborn’s writing as the Homestuck Doujinshi, you better take responsibility for this.

No.

No.

No goddammit.

I fucking refused.

How dare Caliborn was the one to draw squiggle!Karkat.

Dammit I called his drawing cute too. I preferred that over regular Karkat. Oh poor past me.

Wait….is he saying that he drew the trolls in anime-style?

Then Show Us. He keeps talking game, but hasn’t shown his manga transformation yet. Pics or it didn’t happen you malformed Kermit!

The only plus we have with Caliborn now being a weeb is that at least he isn’t going to be touching Hentai with a 10-ft pole.

God, he transformed into the douche otaku. Be afraid people. We got a bad-weeb over here.

Yeah I hope you guys are feeling just as uncomfortable as I am.

If it would just stop jiggling, it could be better.

I didn’t, but I assume the answer is either “practice” or any perceived “awesomeness”

Calm Down you green walnut. You aren’t in middle school first discovering manga. You can tone down the edge.

I have questions, but I am afraid for what the answers may be.

So I’m just going to focus on Caliborn in his possible God-Tier outfit.

Yeah, I did not miss his writing style. Or his word choice. Or him. Mainly him.