Dave, Dave don’t. Think of the children. The Children is me. I’m a child. Don’t do this we need to hear those words.

Says the guy that wrote himself as the OP Optimist with the personality of a wet blanket.

Dave, you sure we talking about the same man? You might have let your rose-colored sunglasses on for too long.

Sollux you are a goddamn ray of pessimistic sunshine I fucking love you.

Karkat never even met Bro and he got him down cold.

Dave you better be fucking laughing because I am w h e e z i n g

He really is like those shitty camp counselor, puppet and all.

Ok first reaction was “I don’t want to see Troll Hussie look like (again)”

Then looking at the words, next reaction was “oh wait, that’s Dirk/Bro, never mind”

Then afterwards “wait a fuck is my Spender/Dave comparison going to come true?”

Catfish continues

And Vriska is about to learn the true meaning of friendship

Nepeta’s blushing, she’s still charmed by anime!Karkat.

If that isn’t a good self-insert metaphor, I will eat Equius’s sweaty towel.

That’s him, that’s your boyfriend/soulmate right there. The eternal sweaty mess.

Yo why couldn’t we get more Vriska/Nepeta interactions from the main comic, this is some pretty good shit.

Which is better: Tavros being used as a coat rack, or Vriska’s murder face?

How does that shirt work? I thought it was a necklace but is that a collar for a tube top? I confused.

I’m fucking ginning like an idiot because Morrison is perfect at his.

Of course Vriska would pull the Mean Girl™ routine here because she wants to be with Terezi.

Yo, best friend drama? In a camp setting??

This is so good.

I am covering my face….for very different reasons.

Why is it that Karkat can write all his friends in character but not himself?

Karkat no, the revisions are the best part! How else am I supposed to learn about Troll Culture without things like that?! That’s how I first learned about Japan!

Yeah…it was probably a necessary way to remove those lines from Gamzee, but there has to be a better way than just saying 1%.

What about….camper!Equius’s family works for camper!Gamzee’s family? (as butlers omg

Don’t you mean, Reel Hilarious?

But yeah, that was pretty funny Dave