Oh yeah, he was there wasn’t he? He actually saw all this stuff go down.

Actually, what the hell did they even say to each other when all the adults met up in the first place?

The fact that I see Gramps’ mouth moving is actually very concerning for some reason. I have no idea why.

THEY FORCED HIM TO BE AN EDITOR!! A FELLOW FAN IN ANALYSIS!!! WAY TO GO ROSE AND KARKAT!

Oh shit, look at them evil smirks. They got something up their devious sleeves.

Dave finds himself trapped between Spite and Inquisition, dangerous when allied together.

Oh, Oh ho shit Son.

Karkat wasn’t just going for blackmail, he fucking brought out a nuclear arsenal here.

And here Karkat goes, getting vengeance to judge the shit out of Dave’s Raps.

Don’t mess with his book reports.

Oh I get it! The hat thing was from that shitty Gamer-Bro magazine from WAY back when. God that was a long time ago.

And these two still banter together, adorable.

Karkat is still in the middle of processing the fact that everyone heard his prose of judging romance novels.

He reads out-loud to himself, and makes comments and annotates them out-loud as well, while inside his blanket fort bed.

I would not only like to thank God, but Jesus, Jegus, John and Incineraptor for this glorious bounty that I am about to receive.

You know, when I read the title for this one, I was thinking that we will be getting a story of Alpha-Dad and his chat-room for Dapper Dudes.

Instead we get more Meteor Gang shenanigans, and I don’t think I’m that disappointed in my failed expectations.

It better be continued! …..I just got invested in the same set of characters in a canon/non-canon offshoot, again.

Red Knight just drops some random off-tangent shit in the middle of actual important plot, just like Dave in real life. 

Well that was a twist I did not expect!

I mean…I fucking read Homestuck, and I still somehow did not expect that twist.

Look at this lighting! Dark lights when Rose attacks, but bright red light when Dave slices back! Oh this is so good.

Even in High Fantasy, Dave can’t escape from Rose’s dick analysis.

Go back to your Bard outfit, that was cuter.

But I love how this still fits with Lady Grimme’s analysis that …the Red Knight has no evil intentions, because he is doing this for the good of the land.

With all of his super long monologuing to boot.

Who ever is the author of these books got their characterizations down cold for Dave and Rose.

I’m keeping this. I have no idea when I’ll use it. But I’m keeping it. Look at his little pantaloons.