YAY! EVEN CALLIOPE GETS TO JOIN!

Dave’s trying to protect Mayor’s innocence here. And I am all for it.

Rose just wants to romance her girlfriend! Is that so wrong?!

And back to our regularly scheduled program of the other Secret Sufferer comic. Where we all agree that Cronus is a creep.

Look at the little blushing idiot! God I love him!!

At least Gamzee looks happy, but Equius….what the fuck. Seriously.

Wait, did Vriska just use the shipping-chart to kill someone? Damn.

And Equius’s robots got a boost. Exactly how he wanted??

Nepeta loved her food (did she eat it raw???)

Kanaya made a Vriska styled dress for Vriska (who she still crushing on)

There are the FLARP books for Terezi to write in.

Aw, even in the screw ups they find enjoyment.

A sword-rag for Aradia (sorry Kanaya)

A buddy for Tavros

Chew Toys for Sollux.

So, I guess they were to get good presents instead? Then, what did Karkat get?

Equius, what the fuck is wrong with glitter?! That cape be styling, and I will steal it from your grey pruny hands.

No idea what Equius is thinking with those weapons. Probably not good thoughts.

Well, at least Nepeta actually likes her gift?? (??)

Is this a different version of Secret Sufferer or, I can’t tell since I am going with the rules of the other comic here.

This is how Secret Sufferer is supposed to go right? Pain in presents?

Looks like Karkat managed to fix it after all.

Oh this poor kid. The struggle is real here.

Oh boy. This be bad.

..anyway to open them up and guess? (wait bad idea these are death traps)

And yet, here we are.

You Lucus is playing castanets on your doom.

Oh right, the Lusus brings back a dead carcass like a tree. No idea what to do with it, but it’s there.

Please don’t open them Karkat. I don’t know what kind of horrors you will receive.

Also…are those packages labeled?

There will never be a day where Equius isn’t sweaty. I have no idea how technology works underwater. And this happened before Aradia died. So the gang is all together.