I want this to go on record here. I picked red just because it stands out more while trying to solve this. But Damn it if didn’t turn out nice in the end.

There has to be an offshoot timeline where she does get to date Karkat right?

Nepeta is so fucking cute here though. I want to subscribe to this magazine

FINE, BRING IT!

SHE PROBABLY WANTS YARN OR MORE BLOOD TO PAINT WITH!!

There. Solved it. Now please tell me the answer to the gift puzzle please.

Let’s just appreciate this image of a Werewolf Santa.

Gah, what? I don’t get the answer? Lame.

OK! Here’s My Guess:

Kanaya is giving her gift to Rose

Terezi is giving her gift to Kanaya

Dave is giving his gift to Terezi

Karkat is giving his gift to Dave

Gamzee is giving his gift to Karkat

Mayor is giving his gift to Gamzee

Rose is giving her gift to Mayor

Let’s see if I got this right

The hints are given by the Ship Gang! AH! I love it!!!

Look at them all. They look so adorable. Gamzee is horrifying, Karkat looks like a gargoyle. And Dave and Rose didn’t even try to wrap up their boxes.

Guys. It may be a while before I continue blogging again. I am going to fucking solve this puzzle.

She has a button specifically for playing autopsy. And she even gave them freaking suits! Kanaya is so pure.

And there’s the deal. Kanaya gets to fix up the toys, as well as get to play with them herself. Everyone wins!

dafukdidiwatch:

Wait, the mortician is the guy that fixes your toys because you keep breaking them??? Is it Kanaya, since she seems to be the only troll around with a decent ability to sew?

Ding ding ding. We have a winner.

She even sews for Tavros too. That is adorable.

Wait, the mortician is the guy that fixes your toys because you keep breaking them??? Is it Kanaya, since she seems to be the only troll around with a decent ability to sew?

ok…the hanging I expected. The Axe seems plausible. Her cutting out the eyes??? That one got to me.

Troll prosecutors are basically sanctioned serial killers.

Terezi is brutal man, and I am sure regular kids are like this when they play too.

More of Terezi playing court, but now I am wondering about what morticians are to trolls. Because they eat wrigglers right? So…are morticians like specialized chefs?

I spy with my little eye: hearts, a dinglehopper, and a dying troll.

Did salt water turn her into Cousin It?