And I get the feeling this story is heading towards the “and you never were” canyon.

He’s a mermaid, fight me on this.

How come Maggie gets to unlock Gil’s secret backstory and not Ava?

Did you not listen to his spheel on how amazing he was?

He’s been doing this since he was 11. Damn, how do you have your future planned out like this??

So we on a monastery planet?

Yes, please explain why Titan, a jesus religious figure to you, needs an army to smite those who opposes him?

Titan can see your lust right now, trying to play footsie right now.

Wait hold up, does he have holograms on the back of his hands??

I’m not even going to say it.

Look at her, trying to use his love of Titan as a way to win his heart. So calculating.

He’s cute. Just got to put up with his quirks.

Wait, I got this:

religious? That’s the only safe word I can offer up here.

Uh, no. That’s his crotch.

I have to wonder, because these pictures are moving here, if they are also moving in the book as Maggie reads it.

No, Caliborn and Calliope were born from an egg. No knife required.

I’m going to say….

What??? I get to look into the cult book myself? The Propaganda Tardis?

I’m expecting grand drawings in here, maybe in It’s A Small World style.

It has been, no joke, a struggle to look at that and not think of the Teen Titans logo.