Hey dad. Want to do some father/son bonding and dissect your only son to save him from a fate worse than dead?”

“I might as well make your entire brain not smart…no more”

He has terrifying ideas, it’s the description of fear he needs to work on.

People may argue against me on this, given how I’ve only watched 2.5 episodes, but Zim is an effective villain.

Other villains would have monologued given the heroes a chance to win, but Zim takes out the threat immediately. He’s pretty efficient.

Moral of the story: pack your lunch.

“Do not question me! I control your arms!”

Zim aggressively yelling anything will add 5 years into my life.

Ok, I am not a doctor of any kind, so I can’t bee too sure that “arm control nerve in the belly” isn’t a thing.

Dude, forget the actual “taking over a body” thing going on, the real horror is how alien the artist can make internal organs look like.

“What are you doing in my tv?”

“I’m not in your tv.”

I was considering making a post to say the line, but it was a lot more satisfying hearing Zim take control of the horror he is inflicting onto Dib.

Under the rules of Megamind: Zim would definitely count as a Super Villain.

Interesting, clever, sinister: the three things I look for in a horror show.

Are those…dildos in the background?

I tried to watch an episode of Ancient Aliens about 2 weeks ago. I can’t tell you anything I’ve actually learned from the show, but I tried.

“So either I finish my game or make you wish I was never born”

I never heard that take on the threat, yet it is somehow more menacing.

The 90s didn’t just revealed itself to me, it punched a rocket right into my face.

Having Gnome Guards sneak up on Dib is terrifying, but Dib did say “spread your Zim guts all over an autopsy table” so he gets what’s coming to him.

For all of his Neo-Parkour abilities we saw in the first episode, this sort of boils down to playing “the floor is lava” with robot arms.

“It wasn’t me”

“Yes it was”

There has to be a term for the strange yet childish banter that people have in this show. I know it exists, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

Yes, the holy unholy light of laser weasels. Something so glorious that we can never let our plebeian eyes gaze upon it.

Jegus Dib, I thought you were an actual spider. …I don’t know if I feel relieved or disappointed that you aren’t.

I didn’t think there would be a moment worse that a kid getting his eyeballs plucked, yet here we are.