I swear to god, swear to god, swear to god, swear to god,

I’m waiting for Axe Man to shove off right now and leave a bunch of people stranded.

Thanks Man…you a tightass, but at least you were right this time.

Ha, lightning is all over the place, just like ZEUS’S DICK!

I know it is the wrong god, but I felt the need to make this joke, so be glad I used the right god name this time.

There goes your kabob. Now Kabobbing in the ocean.

That is a pretty cool backstory to say, but why aren’t the goblins just bum-rushing the docks? Or…Swim? She can’t block the entirety of the ocean.

That is a power move to treat your own name like The Doctor.

You can take that startement as serious or comedic as you want, I’m just glad that Kazumi and Diego can get that cup now.

This is Bullshit Burlew. How dare you make me cry over their romance of people just introduced like 4 pages ago. How Dare.

He Died because he didn’t say his fucking name!! Always trust a Bard Plot.

Just because they be an NPC, doesn’t mean they aren’t their own person.

Yo I am all with Elan on this. Like, they be throwing so many death flags you could make it into a noose.

Some Day….Some Day Elan’s music will work. Maybe if he sings the opposite….or backwards?

Hey! Every Character needs to have their own personal problems to overcome. Sorry that the d&d gods didn’t personalize them

The Pokemon Trainer of Musical Instruments.

Fun Story: My friend’s first time playing d&d with me as DM, she had a bard who saw a drunk man trying to leave a bar but kept running into the window. So being a bit drunk ooc, and a helpful Bard herself, she punched the window into the bar knocking the guy out and then set the ceiling on fire.

So yeah, Bards need their dramatic entrances.

The Guards are my friends when they realize I actually took their sarcastic suggestions.

Elan, time for you to learn a nice new thing about having the city be under control of Goblins, no one cares about looting. Or Luting.

Gee, if only you guys would have a quick way to transport yourself all quickly across the city (She Says, as she looks up at the sky for the nearest sign of an airplane rotor)

He’s being blinded by the light! Stay Away from the light Elan! Thor can’t have you yet!

Now you know how to gain Belkar’s respect. What you do with that information is all on you.