I’m terrible, but all I can think of now is that Haley is going to be carrying a body bag.

Let’s give a moment of thanks to Star Trek for imparting “Red Shirts” as a universal term.

No one moved your junk? I thought people were clambering on it pages ago!

In case you didn’t understand what the first guy said, Belkar translated that into asshole.

There is still honor in retreating, no matter what anyone else says. Hinjo is learning to be more flexible as a paladin.

I love this, because if Hinjo won he would have been fine. But now since he lost, everyone is giving him reasons to still continue in retreat.

Because if he fights a losing battle, who is going to help the citizens who evacuated?

As 2nd in Command, Haley speaks the truth. Hard to think of something against those points there.

I get the song reference, but what does chicken have to do with it?

They may not know how to plan a war, but they sure as hell know when they get into an unfavorable encounter.

Shit after all of this, I forgot about V.

Maybe they took some research books for the next gate?? ….or revived Roy.

I love it when both the heroes and villains have the same conversations of “reality vs D&D playing“

Enjoy your Winter Home Xykon, your Evil away from Evil in the off months.

Yeah, Xykon doesn’t give a shit about your sad backstory when there is still a campaign to continue.

I’m fucking screaming now. Remember when O-Chul was talking to Haley about reality of war vs d&d player’s version of war? This is the same thing, but now the villains are having that conversation.

And many fans were sent screaming into the night, furiously typing away their au fics of Miko being the Paladin from Hell.

Welcome to your new role of Villain Intern. Time to plot your revenge.

Xykon doesn’t care for you complaints. But he does love the chaos of two people fighting, so welcome aboard.

It blew up. It was all for nothing. You lost so many lives.

Like your new conscious yet?

Clearly those wounds are serious, can’t you cast a more powerful spell like the first guy?

Serious Wounds Guy obviously loves the Supreme Leader a lot more.

And so ends the story of Miko Miyazaki: The Paladin Who Fell.