Wait, it was sand? Why ask the Turtles, you can just literally take a jarful and leave.

PM, sometimes, you just have to really think if all of this is worth getting the white box.

Ok, Now I don’t even know what they want. Is that Milk or Sugar? Because if it is Sugar, you are stuck in a loop.

There are actual salamanders moving? I thought they were frozen!

PM couldn’t just take the gear after it hurt that one croc. She is way too good for that.

Time to get some…ice?

Aww look at her! Saving the day and helping them out! PM is such a hero.

Dave’s lava world may be dangerous, but it sure is pretty to travel through.

So…she can’t get the box until she gets a gear? Is that what I’m hearing here?

I believe in you and your duty to just….take minecraft sugar cubes.

<Claps> YES! WE NEED MORE PM BACKSTORY!!!

John is reaching out to his dad and is trying to appreciate his dad’s things, and his dad let’s him have his own things.

Too Fucking Pure.

Yeah, sort of rethinking your father-son time, aren’t you?

Which is fair. Being anywhere near Bro’s guardianship would make anyone appreciate what they have.

I don’t think Bing was crucified, but his computers did travel through time and dimensions.

And brotherhood and sonsmanship gets more complicated when you are your dad’s dad and brother, and being your brother’s father.

Building Character? Nah. But Quality Time pretty much hits it.

I want to say Dave is making shit up…but given how weird and terrible Bro is, I have to take this as truth.

This is probably why he raps to himself, it was the only way to keep himself entertained.

Wow, even Dashcon had balls in the ballpit.

Look at him drowning in the balls. It’s hilarious, if the idea of a store having a spare ball room isn’t weird.

At least there weren’t any puppets. Bro had to make his own felt fetish.

I tried clicking the link. I really did. I wanted to see the shitty hipster ads.

Oh John….I get the feeling this store isn’t going to be that wholesome.