Welcome Karkat, to our anti-juggalo brethren.

I believe the phrase, as the kids put it, is “Can I Stan This Icon?”

Kanaya’s 3 year long quest for a juggalo hunting trophy is finally coming to an end.

Kick his ass.

Really Dude? Really? You are holding Terezi hostage against your friends??

I’m Glad I’m wrong, but now it looks like Gamzee is the fucking purple demon of an actual WWE match who is now taunting the hero for failing to save the damsel. (sorry to imply that you are a damsel Terezi, but this is where my mind takes me)

You know……I was kidding about the tango…but if Gamzee puts her in a dance position after yanking her I will s c r e a m

Oh. That’s why it was moving. Psychic Powers.

Makes a lot more sense than having the sword become sentient on its own.

And under the….angry mouth of Justice, Aranea also struggles for freedom.

Hey, can we just make a chess set with homestuck characters and have Gamzee here be the piece for the king? Because look at how demonic he is right now.

Under the…..watchful….eye of Aranea, Terezi makes one last bit for success. They both try and reach for the sword that will free them from their opponent’s grasps.

Why does this look like some weird tango between the two?

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Jake…..Please tell me that you are smart enough to dodge.

No. No he was not.

Jake…..Please tell me that you are smart enough to dodge.

You know what? Now I can’t tell if Gamzee was trying to pull Terezi up, or if he was dodging the spell and yeeting her up was an afterthought.

Gamzee pulls Terezi back to safety under the watchful and angry eyes of a Goddess.

Go Rose Go! Violate the Prime Directive! Kill That Clown! Magic Time!

Fuck Yeah use your magicks. Look at her just blasting away the glitches with her light of knowledge, like the BOSS she is.

Thank God for Rose. Just….just thank god that there is a competent human around.

Jake….can you at least ask this while hovering underneath her in case Gamzee decides that he does want to follow your instructions and does unhand her over the lava pit.

It’s not punishment if she didn’t do anything wrong. And she didn’t do anything wrong, I will die on that hill.