Xykon does know how to keep the horror show on the road.

It’s a bomb….or at least has a chance of knocking out the sapphire where the gate is oh I get it

It’s the fact that he was somehow surprised that they didn’t follow the ball and his asshole statements that kill me.

I am so glad that you guys are here to fight (and at least stall) Xykon……but I don’t really have any high hopes for you here…

I really wish he went with a “Hello, have you heard about your lord and savoir? Because you’re about to meet them shortly”

If you can’t have fun on a raid, then what is the point?

He did say that Good Heroes turn into Good Villains.

I can’t believe that you are now on the level with your boss to just make sex euphemisms now, and he’s the one uncomfortable.

Every Evil Group has to get their intern somehow.

dafukdidiwatch:

Like love as in….love, or as in…..Love.

Basically do you want to jump on a bag of bones?

Hey in memory of Roy, a flashback:

Like love as in….love, or as in…..Love.

Basically do you want to jump on a bag of bones?

Remember kids: Always keep your resume on hand. You don’t know when opportunity knocks.

He could have snuck in around back with flying invisibility, but no. He wanted to be extra and bring a dragon with him.

Only a true villain is one that can make you laugh for being an asshole.

Belkar’s crying on the inside for that reason.

I fucking listened to the song while reading this and I was crying but now reading that Elan thinks he wouldn’t be able to see Roy again in the afterlife just made it worse.

I’m going to cry. Elan is going to give Roy a fucking tribute song to fight for his spirit.

Hey. Let’s add more terrible salt to the wound and insert the idea of “What If Xykon raises Roy as part of his Undead Army before they get the chance”

I will find a way to make calamari out of you two someday. You can’t hide forever.

Are you SURE that Haley is 2nd in command? Because I always thought (and still think) that it is Durkon, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.