All’s fair in War and Distactions.

Which means….either Xykon is hiding out in Redcloak’s necklace right now….or he’s inside the building already.

You might want to check out that throne room again.

Meaning it doesn’t matter which Xykon you actually pick, you will still lose somehow.

Everyone needs to be a rouge at least one in a party, they need to understand the art of the con-man.

Roy…for someone who is smart to figure out a decent battle strategy, who can be so dense sometimes.

It’s a scam! The whole point is misdirection to split the party up, then shuffle up the Xykons. Even if you find the real Xykon, Redcloak is going to use his magic to shuffle his position between the other two Xykons so you wouldn’t even hit him even if you did get close.

And even if I’m wrong, you don’t have to fucking belittle Haley for figuring it out.

Oh HELL YES. That is such a Genius Move!! Both for the DM who came up with it, and for Haley who figured it out.

V has the best idea, and I am so so proud of them.

A fair point on V’s part. Monologuing does take time.

My guess is that they just jump over the wall and impale themselves on the pikes.

Keep that hand around. You might need it as an impromptu catapult.

This is a very very serious moment, but I can’t Take it seriously looking at that Stupid Price Tag right there!

Ah yes, decisions decisions. One of these skeleton warlords is not like the other.

Well that answers that question. At least they tried.

And this is why Elan’s mental version of Roy is so on point, because Roy spells it out as it is.

The answer you are looking for is obviously an air-ship.

Roy is so mean to Elan, but it does support Elan’s hope of “Big Brother Instincts” inside.

If the arrows don’t slay you, the blind jokes will.

Elan, you are a dumbass, but you are so pure. Please stay this way forever.

Huh, hmmm. Ok…interesting choice. Multiple Xykons to split the party from not knowing which is the real one.

My guess is…..they are all the real ones. Redcloak split Xykon like the horcrux he is into different parts of his personality: Scared, Evil, Forgetful.

I mean, that looks like prime villain bait material to me. Has to be him.

Who wants to split the party?

Listen, the best spells are the ones that you pull out of your ass to fix the problem.