At least Keet is having the best day ever, even if Zim is using him as a cover story.

Zim has hella arm strength if he can just SWING A CHILD LIKE A BASEBALL BAT

Real Friends would drag each other around like a crumpled stuff animal.

Keith deserves better.

But I am slightly rooting for him to turn yandere style on Zim later on just to screw Zim over.

Hey, after hearing the cries of pain from these kids, I shall change my opinion to “I don’t even want to know what the 3rd test was, it’s a lot more horrifying that way”

I don’t want an explanation. It’s a lot funnier without one.

It’s the fact that no one else blinks while their peers are screaming in pain that makes me think this is more of a prison than a school.

Was this how Zim made friends on his own planet???

Yeah, ok, new headcanon: There are other aliens at this school who are ALSO trying to take over the world. Because that shit be weird.

It’s the fact that they let Zim do this really shows where their self-esteem is at.

Test? Absorbancy? Why is that your criteria for friendship??

Zim….I don’t think your the problem….I just think that everyone in this school is a science experiment long before you got here.

Zim You are GREEN! Web Toes don’t have anything on you boy, stop making that face!

“Like some kind of horrible fish boy”

…ok, does everyone else want to share their level 1 tragic backstory, since we are all sharing.

“I was born with webbed fish toes”

……that’s nice, but you didn’t answer the friend question.

“I’m looking for a friend”

GOD if I had this level of confidence.

You need a friend for a cover? Yes. Just not the kid trying to kill and out you.

Hey…I don’t want to sound like That Guy (Dib) but are we Sure that Zim is the only alien at this school?

They caught him because he has no friends…..this is weirdly relatable.

Uh…..Valley-Blond just said “Inhuman” and we get Zim’s test-tube baby past?

Or maybe Zim’s fear of being caught, which is a Legitimate Fear.