How the hell am I supposed to top this? He used a fake human as a fucking party popper!

This comic is just one turn after another and I am ALL for it.

Holy crap you actually listened. This is…..idk, setting the bar low I guess?

I just want to point out, that while it is accurate that the customers are acting like zombies, he is just flinging ball pit balls at their faces, and I think that is beautiful.

I’m in an alternate dimension. This is an alternate dimensional website where this is alternate dimensional deadpool now fighting the walking fast food junkies.

Your lawyer knows you so well that he knows you would kill people at the drop of a hat. What a poor life this lawyer has.

The fact that I had to google this….and the fact that it was actually true….says something about our planet.

Just the seer idiocy of that statement is why this comic is genius. Because it is chaos. Pure Chaos!!

Well he’s taking it really well.

I like how McNinja’s reasoning for stopping Evil Fast Food, is because they are ruining the good name of ninjas.

I had to google words to understand the joke

He is deadpool if deadpool decided to become a doctor instead of a mercenary.

He’s a dentist? I…you know….thought he was a Doctor.

I just need a sign on my blog saying “ALL CLOWNS ARE TERRIBLE” because that seems to be a constant theme here.

Why can’t evil corporations ever think of the children!?

So Dr. McNinja’s first enemy is an evil fast-food corp? You know, there is an amount of crazy associated with a name like “Dr. McNinja” where you can just about roll with anything.

So ignoring those suggestions, I’ll just start at page one so I hope I won’t be as confused in the future.

Oh good, I get suggestions. How Lovely.

Please tell me he destroyed the D.A.R.E Program.

King Radical looks like Present Mic as Royalty.

Is the knife…taped to his face?

So we will get to color eventually

Everyone needs to realize that I would probably forget about all of this once I actually start the story

He turned into a kite, and he’s not wrong.

This needs to be listed on his resume. In this order too.