This kid watched way too much Matrix.
Yo Like, Zim could have gaslighted Dib and said that Dib was crazy, but he basically admits it because he thinks Dib can’t do shit about it. And he said it in a sinister way too!
YOU KNOW WHAT????
I WANT SOMEONE TO JUST, TAKE ALL OF FOOTAGE FROM ALL THE EPISODES OF SHOW THAT ONLY SHOW ZIM AT SCHOOL IN HUMAN FORM, BECAUSE I AM LIKE 95% SURE IT WOULD TELL THE STORY OF DIB PICKING ON THE NEW KID FOR NO REASON AND I FIND THAT HILARIOUS!!!
And thus marks the beginning of a beautiful rivalry. Or pitched feelings if you swing that way.
“He was using the belt sander”
Why does this show have such fucking absurd lines in here I need like a 500 page book on how the show thought of these jokes!
He’s not an alien, but he sure is something.
“Is that a part of your skin condition Zim!? No Ears!?”
“Yes”
Well someone looks like a fucking asshole now. Care to dig yourself deeper Dib?
It’s a Skin Condition is such a smooth lie because being green really is the condition of his skin.
Holy Shit. Zim is fucking willing to die for his cause. You give me conflicted emotions you dumb bug boy!
Sure Dip has concerns right now, but how the hell is that girl able to read in class. The teacher would always confiscated my books when I tried to pull that shit.
“As I was saying, the universe is just DOOMED.”
I guess Bitters just doesn’t want to be interrupted when she is about to go on an existential crisis.
Look if the jokes don’t do me in, the faces will.
God It gets fucking funnier the longer I look at it. It’s a mix of being horrified and offended.
“I am a Perfectly Normal Human Worm Baby”
God if this isn’t how I talk about myself and my favs.
And yet another contender for the Giraffe Neck Awards.
“newest hopeless appendage to the student body”
What is with this show and it’s casual insults. Like DAMN Boy! Is everyone like this??
How bad is the American Education System if they can’t even spell their signs right?
“Filthy Dirts”. Seeing how the name of Earth is Terra which is land/ground/dirt, that is pretty creative for a derogatory name. Have to give him props on that one.
Out of every possible place he could have chosen to descend into his lair, Zim went the Oscar the Grouch method.
I want to judge Zim on his choices….but I know that there are people who put the washer&drier in the bathroom so….going to judge but from afar.