How did you manage to keep that sandwich in your weird armor dress ring?

This is basically Karkat: The Shouty McShort Version.

“But Sir we are still on our Own Planet!”

How the hell did that child ever get any form of command the first time around???

Zim presence causes Nam flashbacks.

How old IS Zim? He said he was in Impending Doom 1, soo…is he technically a war vet? A…short…war vet? You know I am only thinking he is child-age because he is child-size and that is not helping matters.

“Oh I quit when I found out about this”

“You quit being banished?”

Y’ALL THIS SHOW IS GOING TO KILL ME

THE LEADERS CAN’T REMEMBER WHETHER HE WAS BANISHED OR NOT I’M WHEEZING.

Yo I was gonna say that they didn’t want Zim there, but they just straight up said that shit to his face. WOW they just left their fucks back at home.

ZIM! HIS REVEAL! As the apparent Bane of his leader’s existence. Oooooh this pleases me greatly.

Hearing these ass comments like “Yes gorge yourselves, you moochers!” while Helium Boy is just screeching in the background is going to leave me comatose after getting hit with a bolt of hilarity lightning.

“Git OUT OF THE WAY!”

That Scream Tho.

How bad are these fucking rats!?!?!??

oh nevermind. They just make their own photos for the things that might happen.

Didn’t prussia kidnap tall people to make their army tall? Is that what is happening here?? Only have your tallest survive?

HOLD UP

THEY’RE FLOATING!

I mean, it doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things since they are like 3ft taller than everyone else.

BUT THEY ARE STILL LYING ABOUT THEIR HEIGHT!

Yes, please just continue to mock people as they some to serve you. You are such dickbags I really can’t help but laugh. You are awful.

Well someone is late.

Is that tall, or is he just cheating?

Wait What so….by being tall he gets a free pass? Then…what the fuck is the point of having the best of the best conquering planets if they just get relatively easy planets to conquer???

You have to be This Tall to survive.

ok, the leaders just like making their subordinates cry for shits and giggles.

Did they just show his embarrassing photo to the entire graduating class? And pick the planet they know he will have the most trouble with?? Wow they are assholes.