Well you would be if she didn’t get her brain-fish-claws into you first. You should have been really silly children.

I just REALLY want a key chain of the two of them. They are just so fucking cute, even if they are evil.

At least it is agreed that the evil girls think the chess people are cute. That should save them from their wrath for now.

I have no judgement here, you can’t go against the power of cute.

Oh watch out, we have a badass over here. Aranea Serket: God-Complex Dominatrix and Doubling Parking Criminal.

I think the more shocking of this….is that Aranea actually parked the ship.

Jake needs better people if the ones who he likes just want to use him for power. At least Vriska wanted Tavros to improve because she liked Tavros!

This hurts a lot more the longer I look at it. My poor Jake.

Oh there are many alternatives, you just no longer care to find them.

What exactly are you healing him? Like, do you pick and choose, or are you just instant buffing everything?

Say what you want about Vriska, at least she gave Tavros scenarios to improve himself and let him make said choices, and not just forced him through those hoops.

Reasons why an idea is bad even if it does sound good: If it makes you ignore peoples consent, IT’S A BAD IDEA!

OH SHIT SHE DOESN’T EVEN GIVE JAKE A CHOICE????????

YiKeS!

Part 299

Aranea bust out of death and is currently trying ot bust Jake out of jail. But her seduction attempts aren’t working too well, because Jake is just under a lot of stress at the moment.

Well, let’s see if Aranea will convince Jake that her plan of destroying the multiverse is worth it.

Think of this being like a tasting sample of when I would actually play a horror game.

Part 298 End

Well THAT was something.

Not much interaction with Meenah and Karkat (who also correctly questioned the ability to call the dead), but looks like they are getting plans in motion.

Jane has Summoned Jade back to Derse. Which, while very dangerous, it might be for the best if Aranea can heal the mind and soul. Maybe she can break the mind-control?

And….just poor Jake. I get that Aranea wants to help, but I don’t like how she is treating it like she wants to “fix” someone. She literally said repair. And she might not completely want to help because she said this was a favor for a favor. Meaning that she expects Jake’s help (somehow) to end their timeline forever.

Just how powerful is Jake if he is constantly being captured for his raw abilities?

Please do, Jake has suffered through enough sexual harassment as is.

So you really WERE trying to seduce him! Dominatrix-Chan has a long way to go.

Is Jake being Woobie right now?

Oh God, the only way for him to unlock his abilities is for him to see why people keep seeing him as a Potential Boyfriend.

Yeah, you sort of came in at a bad time. Maybe try putting on the moves before he was forced into a boy-toy husband position.