Have to be a diva to the end you know.

They don’t unravel. They disintegrate.

GO MY PIRATE! GO AND KICK YOUR LIMEY BROTHER’S ASS!

The best advice for this situation really.

Eh, give him a break. He’s only at first level. He’ll get the hang of adventurer lines sooner or later.

He knows his tropes. How else did you expect him to live for so long?

YES ELAN! THE POWER OF LOVE, ADVENTURE, AND GOOD PLOT STRUCTURE COMPELS YOU!

Elan was always one to tell stories. But now, he is going to live it!

You know….

Too late to question methods Elan. You got bigger twins to fry!

This is EXACTLY what I wanted. SKY PIRATES!!!

Even among friends, it is always not guilty.

Julio gets around, and decides to bypass the family legacy question to just give it to the first random kid he found. Still like him though.

Did you forget the part where he was bending metal without your magic help? He can still do that damage.

Wow, that’s pretty honorable of you Elan. You make me swoon over how pure you are.

For Thog it is pretty easy being Green.

Julio….please so your job I need Elan in tip top Pirate Shape.

Ah yes, the good-ole Montage.

You can’t be a scoundrel unless their teeth twinkle.

Gee Archibald, do you think he did or did not get the point

I have to know where you just grabbed her from, or was she already on the ship?

This needed to be a Hercules One Last Hope Montage, just saying.

This class is perfect for me, I get rewarded for puns? Sign me the Fuck up.

YES! YES! SWASHBUCKLER ELAN!!!