Please please please Hussie, Oh Weirdo God of Homestuck, PLEASE let John be the one to get Torsey.

Descend? Wait…

You mean you aren’t going to be bothered with drawing the horses? You are just using the strip??

You think John will get one?

I swear I fucking read this book somewhere in my life. I’m going to track it down and buy it.

Why?? Why do you like Horses???? Hussie likes Horses so why must you???

Oh man. It’s like if someone just pasted billboards all over the place. Even in the sky!

Land of Art and Theft

I have no idea what the hell you could possible make. But given that you like being alone and hate people, let’s say the world is on fire.

The think is….I think it is an art thing to try and not teach manga style at first. So Caliborn getting things right in the right order is actually mind-blowing.

Without his condescending attitude, he really is giving somewhat decent step-by-step instructions to draw.

Can you imagine him going Bob Ross on everyone?

He got Seb to cut out the pictures for him to use in his comic. That is actually adorable.

No one does. Not even Karkat. Just call it Lava and Music.

This is the most hilarious thing Caliborn had done, and it was fucking unintentional!

ok…? Did they die or got into the medium? Blacking out doesn’t help with what you are trying to do here.

Yeah, John appeared. That is pretty Dramatic here my dude. Maybe having John kick a fake-person off the building.

Because Tough Guys don’t cry.

Basically, if you want to be a decent person, not following Caliborn’s shitty beliefs is a good baseline.

Yeah, alright, you are something like John.

Ink in John’s planet? Fine. In the Beta-Troll’s History? Fine. In Hussie’s weirdo house? Fine.

In Caliborn’s Comic? No. Not Fine.

This ink is outside the laws of Homestuck. Just Like John. Just like how I kept seeing John’s arm all over this comic.

No idea if it is really ink or holes in the universe , but it is outside the laws governing here.

John forced to live through this child-Picasso that dabbles in surrealism.

HEYA BOYS AND GIRLS

REMEMBER WHEN I SAID THAT THE RED SUN LOOKED LIKE AN EYE???

NOW IT’S AN EYE AND CALIBORN’S BOY-DIMPLES.

What? Not going to raise the roof for him?

That was bad I’ll admit. It is hard thinking of A+ sass on this twerp constantly.