I would like to give Nale the benefit of the doubt that he didn’t have time to sound convincing, and not that this was his idea of “pretending” to be his brother.

Would evil sugar just be salt, or would it have another taste?

Nale takes no chances when smiting his enemies. Pretty smart for an evil asshole.

Remember, even evil has standards

That’s probably one of the things that you love best about her.

OotS: The Thirty-Sixth

I should really get a new banner for oots at this point.

Well Nale successfully infiltrated into the group. Let’s see how long he can last before the entire group’s incompetence gets to him, or his own competence outs him.

Part 293 End

So what have we learned here kids?

Well I’ve learned that neon green-text will always equal Caliborn.

That he is still doing all of Homestuck out of spite because he has nothing better to do.

He thinks of Dave as his self-insert and sees women as harem material (god wait until he meets AI Jane).

And he can’t be rid of John ever, even if he was killed off. Because John will just pop in and just DO things regardless.

Caliborn is a dumb child and I can’t wait to see him be taken down a peg.

Leave him John. It is what Fake-Dave would have wanted.

Shh, shh just…..just let him die John….just let him die, you don’t need to shoulder this burden.

This is like seeing a 2D person in 3D animation, how fucked up would that be?

Ready to accidentally fuck up Caliborn’s comic? Jump into the fake-game before fake-Dave?

Oh shit, there is an actual 3d-element to this….oh shit what does everyone else look like to John?

Yeah, sorry that this comic isn’t up to standards. This is what happens when under new management.

Caliborn tried to kill him off, but My Boy John RISES AGAIN!!!

I am not even going to dignify Caliborn with the reblogging of Dave’s injoke.

Them doing their Scooty-thing is hilarious.

You’re not going to even bring in Bro? He was your alternate Best Boy that you liked.

Not in your AU it doesn’t. Enjoy all the hand-holding you can hope for.

Yes, let’s start a coffee shop au with all the girl trolls and Alpha-Girls.

I can’t believe that Dave is Caliborn’s self-insert.