Fort, pyramid, same thing really. Prevents people from seeing you make the real good shit.

Did Roxy make herself a cube fort?

“Hello Hello, velcome to my Cell!”

Alright, pumpkins and cubes. John has the right place.

Cool, take two. Hopefully this is Roxy’s cell and that she made a bazooka by now.

And so like a snake in the sky, John leaves Jake to his potential doom.

Damn, at least if Jake had a yandere suitor, at least they would still love Jake while doing messed up things.

Hussie….what the hell am I supposed to make out of this? Her…calling her daughter? Her……about to forcefully kiss Jake? Why zoom into her mouth?

So I can’t tell if her not being in love with Jake makes things better or worse, but I want to bring into attention this:

Your what now?

At least Jake doesn’t want to hurt his friends. Which is sweet, but will probably not help anyone out here.

Everyone is picking on Jake, he can’t win here.

No please, take your time to collect yourself before doing something stereotypically evil.

Part 291

Right, so Jane became logically insane to make Jake into her sex slave. And Brain-Dirk is just chilling with Jake, so Jake maybe (maybe) be able to tap into his powers and actually believe enough to summon Dirk back.

Hopefully John found Roxy in time before Jane does something terrible.

So this is a little pet project that I had been working on for a while. I pieced together the entire plot of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 using only audio clips from The Eternal Podcast: Til Death Do Us Blart.

Well, I’ve never seen PBMC2, so I just pieced together what I assume is the plot based on what they said.

The full audio is over an hour long, so I’m planning on releasing it in animated parts to get the full movie. This is just the first one. Hope you enjoy!

OotS 35 End

Well that does it for me. A thrilling fight and a very dangerous conclusion.

Nale taking Elan’s place, forcing him in jail with no magic to prove him innocent, while he can take as much time as he can to kill the rest of the party. Wow, that was a pretty good plan.

Why did the Chief had to die? I liked him. He was like, 2 days away from retirement.

Durkon was so baller in this fight, hella summoning Thor, treating the druid like a dog, being Julia’s new dad, that is glorious. All of that is glorious.

Belkar is as much as an evil prick as ever, and his mission to make Roy suffer continues.

And, gah, now Nale is trying to kill them form the inside. I really do hope that his singing abilities clue them in to him not being Elan. Can you imagine how it would feel to be outed because you couldn’t match your brother’s level of incompetence? Amazing.

Name Theory #$$$: They went to a magical pool of water and realized how meta they actually were and drawn in stick figures. So they decided to roll with it and call them Order of the Stick to win Irony points.

The idea that Roy and Julia are the weird ones is hilarious.

Good to see they are still loving to each other.

Yep. They siblings all right.

Child, did you not heed Durkon’s words? Do not disappoint your dad.

Wow, Nale is about as annoying as Elan. How long do you think it took him to practice that?