ok, you two deal with Dave’s time issues. I’m over here looking at John mess up the timelines by being able to talk to himself from a different point and not screw things up.

Huh…..was time traveling that bad from before?

You know….he could just go back like 6 hours ago and just leave? Have Dave ever thought about that? Just using his powers to leave the conversation?

Just like miming a ball being thrown, Jade got tricked into faking to fetch.

Jade the last time he used his time powers to fight against a dog-tier god it resulted in his death, and that was with your help!

He isn’t going to fight!!

The battle you are preparing for is tomorrow. Dave is right, there isn’t time for him to actually improve in anything.

The bullshit just keeps coming full circle.

Yes, John, Go, John, Distact Jade again.

May Jade be haunted by the wind.

Well……more violent. I mean, unfortunately….you can’t die.

You get sidetracked by a lot of things. All for the power of stalling.

And Jade got the power to use all weapons. And Dave got the power to rap better. A fair trade.

Jade, I beg you, please tell Dave to stop talking shit about your color sword normally? Please? You sound so impersonal here.

Uh, why did it fall on Dave to finish English off? What, just because he is a Time Knight he has to lead a revolution to beat the Time Lord?

Or maybe you are gifting the zillyhow sord to Dave. To be….more powerful?

So with this all cleared up. Looks like those Zahoo weapons are still around. And the bad guys got a few. Sword battle on lava planet?

Hussie is probably enjoying this right now. Knowing that the glitches are fucking with everything.

What the hell, why does it look like Terezi is going to try and eat my soul?

So it only affects those in the glitches. Arquius isn’t in the glitches, so he understands Dirk fine.

Well….at least I don’t have to read about milking men anymore.

Take those ideas Dirk, and bury them in a hole, never to see them again.