You know what? This is good. Out of everyone I am glad John got this power because he wants to be careful and think hard about what he wants to do.

I have no idea what the hell Caliborn changed when he used this, but I am glad he only used it once and then just locked it away forever.

He isn’t supposed to jump around, but his jumping isn’t negatively affecting the story either. How to use that to their advantage…..have him nick something in the past to bring to the future?

Of course it would be Homestuck that would give us a new version of time travel. Why wouldn’t Hussie create his own version after everything else.

He is no longer Homestuck. He is UnBound. UnStuck. He has Ascended into the realm of the Narrators.

He and Caliborn shall fight for the power and honor of finishing this epic tale.

It would be even longer if Aranea tells it, so let’s just sum up the important parts.

Floating John is still weird, but shades!Rose is pretty hip.

Probably because he can blow away all the glitches. Or that the Juju disappearing act yeeting him away before he forgot.

John can’t process anything about dating trolls, whether it is with him or his friends.

John doesn’t want to bring up his ex-crush/current-friend right now.

Troll Stand-up would just involve one troll killing another.

So only John is unaffect by the glitches and can actively remove them (which is good).

And I guess Terezi still thinks it’s a good joke even though I also don’t know what it is.

I’m sure you did. Like…..maybe John saw you before Meenah stabbed him from a while back?

Rose just lets John tell the story even though she knows it because she wants him to tell the story. That is really sweet.

John has the same story telling style as Jake and it’s adorable.

Wait, but he be poofing? I saw him blip out when Jade pounced. So…what the juju took him outside the comic and he is just winding himself back in?

Oh that’s nice. John’s trying to get rid of the glitches. Hopefully he blows them right into Caliborn’s dumb face. Or Ferrari’s.

Everyone is just stealing your look Terezi. You better try and assert yourself back to the cool zone.

I don’t think the Seers saw this coming. Or Wolf!Jade popping in either.

He is always so polite no matter where he goes.

Look at that little boy, being the stone man’s wizard hat.