ok, John is just showing off now.

Oh please, take as much time as you want. Figure skate your way down if you want.

Ok, this is it people. This is going to prove exactly what is happening with John.

If John is glitchy, then he is still part of the Homestuck Universe/world.

If he isn’t, if he is still solid, then he is officially outside Homestuck and on our actual internet.

Terezi is just closing her eyes because anything would be better than seeing this nonsense.

Terezi:

She is as shocked as the Wizard. What magic is this??

Rose has your glasses…..Somehow. Even she doesn’t know how.

Wait…..I got an idea. Can Terezi use her mind-powers to turn Jade and Jane back to normal? Like, to defeat the mind-control?

So does the glitch move around on the planet and they have to wait for the glitch-storm to die down before talking like normal?

Oh No. It is consuming her. Run!

Ah. The reason it is different isn’t because Terezi was healed, she is seeing/smelling the cherub pixel glitches.

….it’s still nice.

Insult me if you want, but leave the turtles out of this.

How dare you take over my position in Rumpus Town.

It is official, I really like this side of Rose right now.

Rose not speaking in riddles and poetry is like music to my ears. And the only way to achieve that is if she is in pain.

Listen, what else are we going to do while in pain? Might as well try.

Maybe I said “probably”, maybe your powers aren’t needed, I’m in pain who can even explain the English language now?

I want to suggest writting down her visions while drunk, because can you imagine what a drunk Rose would write?

Rose is still the go-getter to try and show she can handle it. You go girl, prove you aren’t an idiot!

Look I either laugh or cry, or do both and be like Dave. And I am going to try and stall that option for as long as I can.